We have a WINNER----Caption the Card

After much arguing (and drinking of much vino) we have chosen

"No Clowning Around...I worked hard to get an ass this small" submitted by Lisa to be the winner of Caption the Card 2

Other popular captions included:

"Kiss my black ass, Whitey" by Chris A

"Learning the truth about the family isn't easy" by Dennis

"Does this Clown make me look fat?" by Jenn

"My Ass is small and soft...how is yours?" by Sherry